>You order pizza over the Internet and pay for it through your home banking software

>You own "Official Star Trek" anything

>You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts

>You rearrange the dishwasher to maximize the packing factor

>You remember half a dozen passwords and your ten-digit Compuserve address, but you have to call your niece "kiddo"

>You rooted for HAL, the computer in 2001: A Space Odyssey

>You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires

>You see a good design and still have to change it

>You spend more time on your home computer than in your car

>You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring

>You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it

>You talk about the high resolution and picture-in-picture capability of your big screen TV while everybody is watching the Superbowl

>You talk about trellis code modulation at parties

>You think a pocket protector is a fashion accessory

>You think of the gadgets in your office as "friends," but you forget to send your father a birthday card

>You think Sales and Marketing are Satan's children

>You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep

>You think your computer looks better without the cover

>You thought the contraption ET used to phone home was stupid

>You thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers

>You use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car

>You walk around with your hands in your two front pockets 99% of the time

>You want an 24X CD ROM for Christmas

>You wear black socks with white tennis shoes (or vice versa)

>You window shop at Radio Shack

>You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon

>You're in the back seat of your car, she's looking wistfully at the moon, and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite

>You've already calculated how much you make per second

>You've ever tried to repair a £5 radio