>A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception

>All your sentences begin with "what if"

>At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string

>Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma

>Dilbert is your hero

>Everyone else on the Alaskan cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room

>In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure

>On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than someone else who is reading a John Grisham novel

>People groan at the party when you pick out the music

>The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it

Reminder: Repetitions are for emphasis