GIRL FORM ECOLOGICAL SCIENCES: “Oh, Kissing; that is an interesting phenomena that occurs in nature. This is an initiating process for sex not only found in homosapiens but also in all heterosapiens, mammals, camels, vertebrates, invertebrates and insects. Out of 1000 ants observed in a closed laboratory in Zuvinich in Yugoslavia, 90% of them seemed to involve in the process of kissing but the subsequence was very random with a probability 0.672139 that a male ant kissed a female ant. They observed the behaviour of ants and cockroaches under various conditions. That sounds like a dead exciting experiment, doesn’t it?”

The guy has a heart attack.

GIRL FROM Computer Sciences: “You want to kiss me. That is fine with me. I assume that you know the algorithm for that very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22 seconds or else connection will be timed out. To optimize the timing let’s do parallel processing. As we have to discuss about our future and other things, let us do the process of discussion foreground and why can't you put the process of kissing background?”

The guy applies for divorce.

GIRL FROM ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING: “So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age-old communication process. The information content of the signal transmitted from one pair of lips to the other is more if the probability of the event (of kissing) is less. Hence take care. If you want a successful communication between us, you should kiss me less often. If the information is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at all!”

The guy is found hanging from fan next day.

1. In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. That’s where the phrase, “goodnight, sleep tight” came from.

2. The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.” uses every letter in the alphabet.

3. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

4. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

5. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

6. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

7. Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11’s lunar module landed on the moon.

8. If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.

9. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death. (Your mum told you that when you were 5, I know)

10. Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.

11. Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.

12. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

13. Apple, not caffeine, is more efficient at waking you up in the morning. (not the company, you bloody engineer, the FRUIT!!!!!!!!)

14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. (This law excludes Engineers)