One afternoon, an engineering student was riding across campus on a shiny new bike. He ran into a friend of his, also an engineering postgraduate, who said, "Wow! That is an awesome bike, mate. Where did you get it?"

"Well, the most wicked thing happened this morning," said the first engineering student. "A girl came riding up to me and got off the bike, threw off all her clothes, and said that I could have anything that I wanted."

"Wow," remarked his friend. "Sweet. Great move, mate! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."