•PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
•DOS - Defective Operating System
•APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
•BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
•SCSI - System Can't See It
•IBM - I Blame Microsoft
•MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
•ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
•DEC - Do Expect Cuts
•CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
•OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
•WWW - World Wide Wait
•PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
•COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language (who says ?)
•AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
•LISP - Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis
•MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
•WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
•MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Them